Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th May 1998

Dilbert//3331, first published 28 years ago on Friday 29th May 1998

Tags

fertility drugs in coffeee bloated hoagie evidence of pregnancy weight gain

Official transcript

Alice and a bloated Dilbert sitting at a table with meals. Dilbert says, "I've been eating like crazy since Dogbert put the fertility drugs in my coffee."

Dilbert pats his bloated belly and continues, "I'm guessing I have ten or fifteen babies in there. It's hard to keep them fed."

Alice says, "And your only evidence of pregnancy is weight gain?"

As Dilbert lifts a sandwich to his mouth, he says, "Here comes another hoagie, kids!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN EATING LIKE CRAZY SINCE DOGBERT PUT THE FERTILITY DRUGS IN MY COFFEE.

I'M GUESSING I HAVE TEN OR FIFTEEN BABIES IN THERE.

IT'S HARD TO KEEP THEM FED.

AND YOUR ONLY EVIDENCE OF PREGNANCY IS WEIGHT HERE COMES GAIN?

ANOTHER HOAGIE, KIDS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Fertility Drugs"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1998, revolves around Dilbert's encounter with a woman who has been consuming fertility drugs found in her coffee. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• The woman reveals her consumption of fertility drugs, which she obtained from her coffee.
• Dilbert is shocked and inquires about her reproductive history.
• The woman discloses that she has had ten or fifteen babies, but struggles to keep them fed.
• Dilbert, concerned about her health, asks if her only evidence of pregnancy is weight gain.
• The woman responds with a playful jab, saying "Here comes another hoagie, kids!"

The comic strip humorously explores the consequences of consuming fertility drugs without proper medical supervision, highlighting the potential risks and unexpected outcomes.

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