Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st June 1998

Dilbert//3334, first published 28 years ago on Monday 1st June 1998


Tags

telephone shyness make business calls restroom shyness passes dilbert office


Official transcript

Dilbert in his cubicle in his office next to his computer staring at the phone thinking, "I'm having a severe case of telephone shyness."

Dilbert thinking, "I'm afraid to pick up the phone and make business calls."

Dilbert entering the restroom thinking, "I'll duck into a restroom stall until the shyness passes."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M HAVING A SEVERE CASE OF TELEPHONE SHYNESS.

I'M AFRAID TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE BUSINESS CALLS.

I'LL DUCK INTO A RESTROOM STALL UNTIL THE SHYNESS PASSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Telephone Shyness"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character who is experiencing severe telephone shyness. Despite his fear, he must make business calls. To overcome this, he decides to duck into a restroom stall until the shyness passes.

Key Elements:

  • The character's fear of making phone calls
  • His creative solution to overcome the fear by ducking into a restroom stall
  • The humorous take on overcoming social anxiety

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour
Get your Dilbert fix on paper
  • Dilbert:Random Acts of Management by Scott Adams

  • Dilbert A Treasury of Sunday Strips: Version 00 by Scott Adams

    • Try Rebooting Yourself: A Dilbert Book by Scott Adams

    • The Office Is a Beautiful Place When Everyone Else Works from Home (Volume 49) (Dilbert) by Scott Adams

Search the Dilbert Archives