Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd June 1998

Dilbert//3335, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 2nd June 1998

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severe shyness nude photos internet previous clients motley crue dogbert technology

Official transcript

Dilbert is in bed under blanket and says to Dogbert, "I've been having severe shyness attacks at work."

Dogbert, who is sitting on Dilbert's legs says, "I can help."

Dogbert says, "I'll send nude photos of you to everyone on the internet."

Dilbert is in bed covering his upper body and asks Dogbert, "Will that work?"

Dogbert, who is situated on Dilbert's leg replies, "All of my previous clients are dating 'Motley Crue' band members."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN HAVING SEVERE SHYNESS ATTACKS AT WORK.

I CAN HELP.

I'LL SEND NUDE PHOTOS OF YOU TO EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET.

WILL THAT WORK?

ALL OF MY PREVIOUS CLIENTS ARE DATING "MTLEY CRE' BAND MEMBERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shyness Attacks"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1998, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, lying in bed and complaining about having severe shyness attacks at work. His boss, Dogbert, a small white dog with a red shirt, offers to send nude photos of Dilbert to everyone on the internet to help him overcome his shyness.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is struggling with shyness at work.
• Dogbert suggests a drastic solution to overcome his shyness.
• The punchline is that Dogbert will send nude photos of Dilbert to everyone on the internet.
• The humor comes from the unexpected and absurd solution proposed by Dogbert.

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