Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th July 1998

Dilbert//3392, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 29th July 1998

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momentum alighns value added distribution babble points meeting alice business

Official transcript

Alice, Wally and Ted sit at a conference table. Alice and Wally blab on. Ted thinks, "I haven't talked yet, but all the good points have been taken."

Ted says, "We must make sure our momentum aligns with our value-added distribution!"

Alice says, "That was just babble, right?"

Ted says, "All the good ones were taken."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVEN'T TALKED YET, BUT ALL THEGOOD POINTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN.

BLAM BLAH BLAH BLAH WE MUST MAKE SURE OUR MOMENTUM ALIGNS WITH OUR VALUE-ADDED DISTRIBUTION!

THAT WAS JUST BABBLE, RIGHT?

ALL THE GOOD ONES WERE TAKEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Value-Added Distribution"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where a group of executives are discussing the distribution of points. One executive, Dilbert, is frustrated with the lack of progress and asks if all good points have been taken. The other executives respond with a mix of confusion and annoyance, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic nature of corporate meetings.
• It highlights the frustration that can arise when individuals feel that their ideas are not being heard or valued.
• The use of Dilbert's character adds a relatable and humorous touch to the comic strip.

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