Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th July 1998

Dilbert//3393, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 30th July 1998

Tags

useful skills raising issues salespeople new prodcut have a meeting oxygen being wasted

Official transcript

Ted stands behind Dilbert. Dilbert sits at his computer. Ted says, "I have no useful skills or knowledge. I compensate by 'raising issues'."

Ted announces, "Our salespeople haven't been trained for the new product!!"

Ted says, "Someone should have a meeting about that."

Dilbert says, "Wow, I can actually hear oxygen being wasted."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE NO USEFUL SKILLS OR KNOWLEDGE.

I COMPENSATE BY "RAISING ISSUES." OUR SALESPEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN TRAINED FOR THE NEW PRODUCT!!

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE A MEETING ABOUT THAT.

WOW, I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR OXYGEN BEING WASTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Raising Issues"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, and his boss.
• Dilbert's boss is upset because Dilbert has not been trained on the new product.
• Dilbert's response is that he has no useful skills or knowledge to compensate for raising issues.
• The boss is frustrated and asks someone to have a meeting about the issue.
• Dilbert then reveals that he can actually hear oxygen being wasted, implying that the meeting is unnecessary.

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