Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th August 1998

Dilbert//3401, first published 28 years ago on Friday 7th August 1998

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digitized indexed worlds greatest art last supper composition cluttered delete replace clip art bagels

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer. The boss stands. Dilbert says, "We've digitized and indexed the world's greatest art. This is 'The Last Supper.'"

The boss says, "Nice but..."

The boss says, "The composition is cluttered. Delete a few of those guys. Do you have any clip art of bagels?"

The boss says, "Do they look happy?"

Dilbert says, "Compared to me, yes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'VE DIGITIZED AND INDEXED THE WORLD'S GREATEST ART. THIS IS "THE LAST SUPPER." NICE, BUT.

THE COMPOSITION IS CLUTTERED. DELETE A FEW OF THOSE GUYS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLIP ART OF BAGELS?

DO THEY LOOK HAPPY?

COMPARED ME, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Last Supper... of Bagels"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments and critiques of office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with digitizing and indexing the world's greatest art, specifically Michelangelo's "The Last Supper".
• However, Dilbert is more interested in the composition of the painting than its artistic merit.
• He asks if anyone has any clip art of bagels, implying that he would rather work with something more mundane and relatable than a famous piece of art.
• The strip pokes fun at the monotony of office work and the tendency to prioritize trivial matters over more important tasks.

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