Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th August 1998

Dilbert//3402, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 8th August 1998

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digital archive greatest art fixing artists mistakes funny story newsletter dramatically improving writer

Official transcript

Tina the tech writer interviews Dilbert. Dilbert says, "I'm creating a digital archive of the world's greatest art. But my boss insists on "fixing"

the artists' mistakes."

Tina laughs. Tina the tech writer says, "This is such a funny story for the newsletter!"

The boss sit at his desk. The boss says, "It's a funny story, but change 'fixing' to 'dramatically improving.'"

Tina clenches her fists in agony.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CREATING A DIGITAL ARCHIVE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST ART. BUT MY BOSS INSISTS ON "FIXING" THE ARTISTS' MISTAKES.

HEE HEE THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY STORY FOR THE NEWSLETTER!

IT'S A FUNNY STORY, BUT CHANGE "FIXING" TO "DRAMATICALLY IMPROVING."

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AI Analysis

Title: "A Funny Story"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a woman, who is holding a piece of paper and exclaiming, "This is such a funny story for the newsletter!" Dilbert responds, "It's a funny story, but change 'fixing' to 'dramatically improving.'" The woman appears confused, asking, "But my boss insists on 'fixing' the artists' mistakes." Dilbert's response is met with a puzzled expression from the woman.

The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of working in an office environment, where employees may have differing opinions on how to approach their tasks. The use of wordplay and satire adds to the comedic effect, making it an entertaining and relatable read for those familiar with the Dilbert series.

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