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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th September 1998

Dilbert//3449, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 24th September 1998


Tags

meeting objectives accuracy of info facts guilty person


Official transcript

Alice says, "Who said I wasn't meeting my objectives?"

The Boss says, "I can't rememeber."

Alice grimaces. The Boss says, "Therefore, I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of the information."

Alice says, "Check the facts!"

The Boss says, "That sounds like something a guilty person would say."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHO SAID I WASN'T MEETING MY OBJECTIVES?

I CAN'T REMEMBER.

THEREFORE, I HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT THE ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION.

CHECK THE FACTS!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A GUILTY PERSON WOULD SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Meeting Objectives"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red jacket and a large afro, engaged in a conversation with a colleague.

  • Dilbert is frustrated that he was not able to meet his objectives.
  • He claims that he has no reason to doubt the accuracy of the information.
  • However, he is skeptical of the facts presented to him, suggesting that they may be biased or misleading.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of working in a bureaucratic environment where meeting objectives can be difficult.
  • It also touches on the theme of skepticism and critical thinking, emphasizing the importance of verifying information before accepting it as true.

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