Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th September 1998

Dilbert//3450, first published 28 years ago on Friday 25th September 1998

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ratbert rat says whats on mind silent quiet nothing eye opener surprised himself

Official transcript

Dilbert gets dressed. Ratbert stands on the edge of the bed. Ratbert says, "I've decided to be one of those guys who says whatever is on his mind."

Ratbert stands silent. Dilbert is fully dressed, holding his briefcase. Ratbert sits on the edge of the bed. Dilbert says, "Still nothing?"

Ratbert says, "Boy, this is a real eye-opener."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO SAYS WHATEVER IS ON HIS MIND.

STILL NOTHING?

BOY, THIS IS A REAL EYEOPENER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Real Eye-Opener"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and his yellow dog, Dogbert.
• Dilbert is shown standing in a hotel room, looking at Dogbert, who is sitting on a bed.
• Dogbert is wearing a suit and tie, and holding a briefcase.
• Dilbert says, "Still nothing? Boy, this is a real eye-opener."
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a dog being a successful businessman.

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