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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th October 1998

Dilbert//3465, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 10th October 1998


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dogbert dilbert snoring bed use both nostrils enjoy yelling


Official transcript

Dilbert lies in bed, under the covers. Dogbert stands on Dilbert's stomach. Dogbert says, "I can no longer hold this inside."

Dogbert says, "You call that breathing??! Get the other nostril involved!"

Dogbert walks away. Dogbert wags his tail. Dogbert thinks, "I wonder if he'll ever realize that I just enjoy yelling."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN NO LONGER HOLD THIS INSIDE.

YOU CALL THAT BREATHING??!

GET THE OTHER NOSTRIL INVOLVED!

I WONDER IF HE'LL EVER REALIZE THAT I JUST ENJOY YELLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Nostril Involved" and features Dilbert, a white, round-headed character with a large nose, in a humorous situation.

Panel 1: Dilbert is in bed, holding his nose and saying, "I can no longer hold this inside." This suggests he is experiencing a strong odor.

Panel 2: A coworker enters the room and asks, "You call that breathing? Get the other nostril involved!" This implies that Dilbert's coworker thinks his breathing is too loud or smelly.

Panel 3: Dilbert is now standing in the hallway, looking worried and saying, "I wonder if he'll ever realize that I just enjoy yelling." This suggests that Dilbert is not aware of the strong odor he is emitting and is surprised by his coworker's reaction.

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of people being sensitive to others' bodily functions and the importance of being considerate of those around us. It also highlights the absurdity of situations where people take offense to things that are not intended to be offensive.

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