Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th November 1998

Dilbert//3504, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 18th November 1998

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unicorn horn dilbert date sign of virility

Official transcript

Dilbert is on a dinner date. Dilbert has a unicorn horn growing from his forehead. The date's eyes are wide from shock. Dilbert says, "Lately, I've been growing a unicorn horn."

Dilbert says, "In some cultures, this would be a sign of great virility."

The date has left Dilbert alone at the table. Dilbert thinks, "It's time to admit that I don't know what women want."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LATELY, I'VE BEEN GROWING A UNICORN HORN.

IN SOME CULTURES, THIS WOULD BE A SIGN OF GREAT VIRILITY.

IT'S TIME TO ADMIT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Unicorn Horn"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous observations, discussing his recent growth of a unicorn horn.
• In a conversation with a woman, Dilbert reveals that he has been growing a unicorn horn, which he believes is a sign of great virility in some cultures.
• However, he admits that he doesn't know what women want, implying that his newfound feature may not be as desirable as he thinks.
• The strip pokes fun at societal expectations and the complexities of human relationships, highlighting the absurdity of relying on physical attributes to measure one's worth or appeal.

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