Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th November 1998

Dilbert//3505, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 19th November 1998

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signed form alter dna legal documents look stupid not funny

Official transcript

Dilbert stands with his arms crossed by Catbert's desk. Catbert holds a piece of paper. Catbert says, "Don't complain to me. You signed the form giving us permission to alter your DNA"

Dilbert throws his hands up in frustration. Dilbert says, "No one reads legal documents before signing them. It makes you look stupid."

Catbert looks at Dilbert's horn. Catbert says, "You have a point."

Dilbert says, "That is SO not funny."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME. YOU SIGNED THE FORM GIVING US PERMISSION TO ALTER YOUR DNA.

NO ONE READS LEGAL DOCUMENTS BEFORE SIGNING THEM. IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.

YOU HAVE A POINT.

THAT IS SO NOT FUNNY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unicorn Trouble"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a unicorn who is being asked to sign a form giving permission to alter their DNA. The unicorn is hesitant, citing that no one reads legal documents before signing them, and that it makes them look stupid. The conversation is humorous, with the unicorn expressing frustration and the person asking for the signature responding with a nonchalant attitude. The strip pokes fun at the common practice of signing legal documents without reading them, and the consequences that can arise from this. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to highlight the importance of reading and understanding legal documents before signing them.

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