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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th November 1998

Dilbert//3506, first published 28 years ago on Friday 20th November 1998


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filberts mother still loves son loves unicrons


Official transcript

Dilbert's Mom pours a cup of coffee. Dilbert has a unicorn horn growing out of his forehead. Dilbert says, "At least I can count on my mom to love me, despite my horn."

Dilbert's Mom says, "Yes, of course, albeit not as much as before."

Dilbert says, "How much less?"

Dilbert's mom says, "Don't worry my love of unicorns practically covers the gap."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AT LEAST I CAN COUNT ON MY MOM TO LOVE ME, DESPITE MY HORN.

YES, OF COURSE, ALBEIT NOT AS MUCH AS BEFORE.

HOW MUCH LESS?

DON'T WORRY.

MY LOVE OF UNICORNS PRACTICALLY COVERS THE GAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Unicorn Love".

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a unicorn and his mother, who is a human.
  • The unicorn's mother is concerned about his love for unicorns, as it may be impractical.
  • The unicorn responds by saying that he loves unicorns "practically covers the gap" and that he doesn't worry about it.
  • The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a unicorn's love for unicorns being impractical.

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