Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd November 1998

Dilbert//3509, first published 28 years ago on Monday 23rd November 1998

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slow witted coworkers lunch room eating lunch coworkers

Official transcript

Alice sits at lunch with Wally and Dilbert. Alice says, "I'd love my job if not for my slow-witted co-workers."

No reaction. Wally says, "Am not."

Dilbert turn to Wally and says, "You're drinking my soda again!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LOVE MY JOB IF NOT FOR MY SLOW- WITTED COWORKERS.

AM NOT.

YOU'RE DRINKING MY SODA AGAIN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Not for Slow-Witted Co-Workers"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a table with his coworkers. One of his coworkers, a woman with red hair, expresses her love for her job, but not for her slow-witted coworkers. Dilbert responds by saying he is not drinking his soda again, implying that he will not be working with them anymore. The woman is surprised and asks if he is serious, to which Dilbert replies, "You're drinking my soda again!" The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working with slow-witted coworkers and the importance of maintaining a positive attitude in the workplace.

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