Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th November 1998

Dilbert//3510, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 24th November 1998

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magnets big impact erased hard drive feeling healthy boss with magnets joints

Official transcript

The Boss walks up to Dilbert with magnets all over his body. The Boss says, "I'm feeling much healthier since I strapped all of these magnets to my body."

Dilbert says, "That's fascinating. You should show them to Wally. It would have a big impact on him."

The boss says, "Okay."

From off-panel Wally screams, "You erased my #%!!* hard drive!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FEELING MUCH HEALTHIER SINCE I STRAPPED ALL OF THESE MAGNETS TO MY BODY.

THAT'S FASCINATING.

YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM TO WALLY. IT WOULD HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON HIM.

OKAY.

YOU ERASED MY #%!!* HARD DRIVE!!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Healthier with Magnets"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair and a white shirt, engaged in a conversation with his boss. The boss, dressed in a blue suit and sporting a black-and-white checkered tie, expresses his admiration for Dilbert's appearance, attributing it to the magnets strapped to his body. Dilbert responds by stating that he is feeling healthier since strapping all of these magnets to his body.

In the second panel, the boss suggests that Dilbert show the magnets to Wally, another character, as they would have a significant impact on him. Dilbert agrees, and the boss proceeds to erase his hard drive, accompanied by an exclamation of "You erased my #%!* hard drive!!"

The comic strip is set against a teal background, with a copyright notice reading "© 1998 United Feature Syndicate, Inc." in the bottom-right corner. The overall tone of the comic strip is humorous, with a focus on the absurdity of the situation and the boss's eccentric behavior.

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