Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th November 1998

Dilbert//3511, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 25th November 1998

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teach morons high level jobs addicted to wagging ear clokwise tongue in

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on Dilbert's computer. Dogbert says, "I'm going to teach morons how o get high-level jobs."

Dilbert says, "Why?"

Dogbert says, "I'm addicted to wagging."

Dogbert's tail wags. Dilbert says, "Carry on."

Dogbert stands in front of three messy men with vacant eyes. They all have their tongues out. Dogbert says, "Now turn your ear clockwise to get your tongue back in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO TEACH MORONS HOW TO GET HIGH-LEVEL JOBS.

WHY?

I'M ADDICTED TO WAGGING.

CARRY ON NOW TURN YOUR EAR CLOCKWISE TO GET YOUR TONGUE BACK IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Addicted to Wagging" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, in a conversation with his boss.

Scene 1: Dilbert's Career Aspirations

• Dilbert expresses his desire to teach morons how to secure high-level jobs.
• His boss inquires about his reasons for wanting to do so.

Scene 2: Dilbert's Addiction

• Dilbert reveals that he is addicted to wagging, a behavior that his boss finds amusing.

Scene 3: The Consequences

• The boss instructs Dilbert to turn his ear clockwise to get his tongue back in.
• The scene ends with Dilbert attempting to follow the instruction.

Humor and Commentary

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of people seeking power and status, and the absurdity of some individuals' behavior. The use of wordplay and clever dialogue adds to the humor, making it an entertaining and relatable read.

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