Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th December 1998

Dilbert//3520, first published 28 years ago on Friday 4th December 1998

Tags

face time promotion paper work send photos vp

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert sit outside. Dogbert says, "If you want to get promoted, you need lots of "face time"

with your V.P."

Dogbert says, "I recommend sending photos of yourself every week."

A male boss sits at his desk holding photographs. The boss says, "More photos... he must be a relative."

The secretary says, "I'll start the promotion paperwork."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU WANT TO GET PROMOTED, YOU NEED LOTS OF "FACE TIME" WITH YOUR V.P.

I RECOMMEND SENDING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF EVERY WEEK.

MORE PHOTOS... HE MUST BE A RELATIVE.

I'LL START THE PROMOTION PAPERWORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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