Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th December 1998

Dilbert//3521, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 5th December 1998

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report shows raise raises cancelled pretend to work dilbert

Official transcript

Carol hands Dilbert a piece of paper. Carol says, "This report shows how much your raise would be if raises hadn't been canceled."

Dilbert says, "Wow! My imaginary life is soing great!"

Dilber looks at his computer. Dilbert thinks, "Now back to pretending to work."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS REPORT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOUR RAISE WOULD BE IF RAISES HADN'T BEEN CANCELED.

WOW! MY IMAGINARY LIFE IS DOING GREAT!

NOW BACK TO PRETENDING TO WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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