Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th December 1998

Dilbert//3527, first published 28 years ago on Friday 11th December 1998

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financial model original spreadsheet developing strategy pay base tax rate

Official transcript

The boss gives Wally and Dilbert a piece of paper. The Boss says, "I did some financial modeling on my own."

Wally says, "But you didn't know any of the assumptions that went into the original spread sheet."

The Boss says, "That didn't stop me from developing a strategy."

Dilbert says, "Our pay is based on the tax rate now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID SOME FINANCIAL MODELING ON MY OWN.

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE ASSUMPTIONS THAT WENT INTO THE ORIGINAL SPREADSHEET.

THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM DEVELOPING A STRATEGY.

OUR PAY IS BASED ON THE TAX RATE NOW.

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