Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th December 1998

Dilbert//3528, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 12th December 1998

Tags

boss with spreadsheet increase page number exhausted

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert look in on the Boss who is working on his computer. Wally says, "Nothing is more dangerous than a boss with a spreadsheet."

The boss types. The Boss thinks, "If I increase the page number, our sales go up. I'm onto something."

Dilbert, The Boss and Wally sit in a meeting. The Boss says, "On page 843 the sale would be higher, but I was exausted."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOTHING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN BOSS WITH A SPREADSHEET.

IF I INCREASE THE PAGE NUMBER, OUR SALES GO UP I'M ONTO SOMETHING.

ON PAGE 843 THE SALES WOULD BE HIGHER, BUT I WAS EXHAUSTED.

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