Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th December 1998

Dilbert//3530, first published 28 years ago on Monday 14th December 1998

Tags

dogbert cuter with ears up could kill dilbert impossible to be cuter

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the arm of the couch with his ears up. Dilbert reads a newspaper. Dogbert says, "I discovered I'm much cuter when I put my ears up."

Dogbert says, "It seems impossible that I could be any cuter than I was."

Dilbert says, "Maybe you aren't."

Dogbert says, "I could kill you and no jury would believe I did it."

Dilbert says, "Okay, THAT was cute."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED I'M MUCH CUTER WHEN I PUT MY EARS UP.

IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE THAT I COULD BE ANY MAYBE YOU CUTER THAN AREN'T.

I WAS.

I COULD KILL YOU AND NO JURY WOULD BELIEVE OKAY, THAT WAS CUTE.

I DID IT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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