Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th December 1998

Dilbert//3531, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 15th December 1998

Tags

power of cute ears abuse banking industry dogbert large withdrawl other peoples accounts

Official transcript

Dogbert has his ears up and walks down the street. Dogbert thinks, "I will now use my power of cute ears to abuse the banking industry."

Dogbert stands in front of a bank teller. Dogbert says, "I'd like to make a large withdrawal from other peoples' accounts."

Dogbert drags a huge bag of money down the street. Dogbert thinks, "It was funny when I made her count it twice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WILL NOW USE MY POWER OF CUTE EARS TO ABUSE THE BANKING INDUSTRY.

I'D LIKE TO MAKE A LARGE WITHDRAWAL FROM OTHER PEOPLES' ACCOUNTS.

IT WAS FUNNY WHEN I MADE HER COUNT IT TWICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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