Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th December 1998

Dilbert//3534, first published 28 years ago on Friday 18th December 1998

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opposed to plan emotionally invested opinion meeting agenda

Official transcript

Dilbert sits with Ted at a table. Dilbert hands Ted a piece of paper. Ted says, "I'm strongly opposed to your plan."

Dilbert says, "You haven't read it."

Ted says, "Oh, right. But now I'm emotionally invested in my opinion."

Ted says, "This plan will never work!!!"

Dilbert says, "That is the meeting agenda."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STRONGLY OPPOSED TO YOUR PLAN.

YOU HAVEN'T READ IT.

OH, RIGHT. BUT NOW I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN MY OPINION.

THIS PLAN WILL NEVER WORK!!

THAT'S THE MEETING AGENDA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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