Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th December 1998

Dilbert//3535, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 19th December 1998

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hate your plan real plan opposite nice worm offers worms

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of a room full of angry people. The people shout, "We hate your plan!!!"

Dilbert stands next to the overhead projector an points to the wall onto which "Real Plan"

has been projected. Dilbert says, "Good, because the REAL plan is the opposite of what I just showed you."

The people remain with their mouths wide open. Dilbert holds a worm. Dilbert says, "Who wants a nice worm?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HATE YOUR PLAN!!!

REAL PLAC 15 THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I JUST SHOWED YOU.

REAL PLAN WHO WANTS A NICE WORM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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