Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st December 1998

Dilbert//3537, first published 28 years ago on Monday 21st December 1998

Tags

supermodel trouble finding dates men are intimidated beauty computer skills system adminstartor health

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at Dilbert's computer at home. Dilbert says, "I'm chatting with a supermodel who has trouble finding dates."

Dilbert says, "She says that men are intimidated by her beauty and her computer skills."

Dilbert says, "Dang! The system administrator is making a move on her."

Dogbert ears fly up. Dogbert says, "Type Faster!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CHATTING WITH A SUPERMODEL WHO HAS TROUBLE FINDING DATES.

SHE SAYS MEN ARE INTIMIDATED BY HER BEAUTY AND HER COMPUTER SKILLS DANG! THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR IS MAKING A MOVE ON HER.

TYPE FASTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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