Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd December 1998

Dilbert//3538, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 22nd December 1998

Tags

set up date super model scary looking skeleton dogbert warns dilbert

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on the couch reading a book. Dilbert says, "I set up a date with the supermodel I met on the internet."

Dogbert says, "Supermodels don't look good in person."

Dilbert says, "That's silly."

Dilbert stands at the supermodels open door. Dilbert holds flowers. The supermodel is a skeleton with a little hair. The supermodel says, "I don't know how to use a vase. Do you mind if I throw those in the trash?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SET UP A DATE WITH THE SUPERMODEL I MET ON THE INTERNET.

SUPERMODELS DON'T LOOK GOOD IN PERSON.

THAT'S SILLY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A VASE. DO YOU MIND IF I THROW THOSE IN THE TRASH?

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