Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th December 1998

Dilbert//3542, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 26th December 1998

Tags

maintain urgency speed is key faster than competition sign stuff logical questions motivational messages

Official transcript

The boss says, "WE must maintain a sense of urgency. Speed is the key. We must be faster than the competition."

Dilbert says, "Does that mean you'll sign the stuff that's been on your desk for a month?"

Dilbert is at home. Dilbert says, to Dogbert, "Logical questions don't mix with motivational messages."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE MUST MAINTAIN A SENSE OF URGENCY.

SPEED IS THE KEY. WE MUST BE FASTER THAN THE COMPETITION.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL SIGN THE STUFF THAT'S BEEN ON YOUR DESK FOR A MONTH?

LOGICAL QUESTIONS DON'T MIX WITH MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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