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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th December 1998

Dilbert//3541, first published 28 years ago on Friday 25th December 1998


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date ends bonita engineer supermodel eye sockets kiss goodnight engineering


Official transcript

Dilbert holds the supermodel's hands as they stand by her front door. Dilbert says, "I realize we come from differernt world, Bonita."

Dilbert says, "You're a famous supermodel and I'm just a sexy engineer..."

Dilbert says, "But when I gaze into your ...um.. eye sockets..."

Bonita says, "Good night."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I REALIZE WE'RE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS, BONITA.

YOU'RE A FAMOUS SUPERMODEL AND I'M JUST A SEXY ENGINEER..

BUT WHEN I GAZE INTO YOUR... UM...

EYE SOCKETS...

GOOD NIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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