Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th December 1998

Dilbert//3544, first published 28 years ago on Monday 28th December 1998

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boss hires dennis indispensable sadistic nut job unbearable die in own vomit!

Official transcript

The Boss is talking to Alice and Dilbert. He tells them, "Every work group has one sadistic nut who makes the job unbearable for everyone else."

The Boss continues, "That's why I hired Dennis."

The Boss points to an angry, violent looking man with dark hair. The Boss says, "He already seems indispensible."

Dennis screams, "You'll all die in your own vomit!"

Alice is appauled.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY WORK GROUP HAS ONE SADISTIC NUT WHO MAKES THE JOB UNBEARABLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

THAT'S WHY I HIRED DENNIS.

HE ALREADY SEEMS INDISPENSABLE.

YOU'LL ALL DIE IN YOUR OWN VOMIT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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