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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th December 1998

Dilbert//3545, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 29th December 1998


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sadistic nut dennis insulting sadistic meeting assume skills thousand dead camels rotting flesh business


Official transcript

A Young Woman, Dennis, and Dilbert sit at the conference table. The young woman asks, "Are there any questions?"

Dennis, the sadistic nut, yells, "Why does your body lotion smell like the rotting flest of a thousand dead camels?"

The Young Woman turns to Wally and says, "I assume he has valuable skills."

Wally tells her, "No, you're thinking of a prima donna."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE SADISTIC NUT ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

WHY DOES YOUR BODY LOTION SMELL LIKE THE ROTTING FLESH OF A THOUSAND DEAD CAMELS?

I ASSUME HE HAS VALUABLE SKILLS.

NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF A PRIMA DONNA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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