Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th December 1998

Dilbert//3546, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 30th December 1998

Tags

the sadistic nut dennis not cruel honest never be married fun to watch attacks intern

Official transcript

Dennis yells at Asok, "Hey, it's a little intern!"

Asok cowers, "Please spare me, Mister Nut."

Dennis says, "I'm not cruel. I'm honest!"

Asok: "No-o-o-o."

Dilbert and Wally stand to watch this berating from over their cubilce walls. Dennis adds, "Let me tell you why you'll never be married."

Asok: "No-o-o-o!"

Dilbert says to Wally, "You have to admit, it's fun to watch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SADISTIC NUT HEY, IT'S A LITTLE INTERN!

PLEASE SPARE ME, MISTER NUT.

I'M NOT CRUEL.

I'M HONEST!

NO-0-0-0 \1/ LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU'LL NEVER BE MARRIED.

NO-0-0!

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S FUN TO WATCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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