Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st January 1999

Dilbert//3548, first published 27 years ago on Friday 1st January 1999

Tags

morale is low managers bonuses big changes surevy tenth year employee satisfaction

Official transcript

The boss sits in a meeting with Alice and Dilbert. The boss says, "For the tenth year in a row, the employee satisfaction survey says morale is low. The boss says, "Managers' bonuses are linked to these results. You can be sure we'll make big changes...."

The boss says, "...to the survey."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR THE TENTH YEAR IN A ROW, THE EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION SURVEY SAYS MORALE IS LOW.

MANAGERS' BONUSES ARE LINKED TO THESE RESULTS. YOU CAN BE SURE WELL MAKE BIG CHANGES...

... TO THE SURVEY.

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