Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd January 1999

Dilbert//3549, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 2nd January 1999

Tags

newspapaer subscriptions highly relevent less enjoyable jabbering

Official transcript

The boss says, to Dilbert who reads a newspaper, "The company will no longer pay for the newspaper subscriptions."

Dilbert says, "I pay for this myself. The news is highly relevant to my job."

The boss says, "Is there anything I can do to make it less enjoyable?"

Dilbert says, "Just keep jabbering."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY WILL NO LONGER PAY FOR NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTIONS.

I PAY FOR THIS MYSELF. THE NEWS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT TO MY JOB.

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT LESS ENJOYABLE?

JUST KEEP JABBERING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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