Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th January 1999

Dilbert//3552, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 5th January 1999

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shredder rigged sadistic coowrker void the warranty marketing business

Official transcript

Alice, Dilbert and wally sit at lunch. Alice says, "Don't use the shredder today."

Alice says, "I rigged it to kill our new sadistic nut co-worker."

Dilbert says, "Whoa! Whoa!"

Dilbert says, "Doesn't that void the warranty?"

Alice says, "I'll switch shredders with marketing tomorrow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T USE THE SHREDDER TODAY.

I RIGGED IT TO KILL OUR NEW SADISTIC NUT COWORKER.

NHOA!

WHOA!

DOESN'T THAT VOID THE WARRANTY?

I'LL SWITCH SHREDDERS WITH MARKETING TOMORROW.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Shredder"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, interacting with his coworkers in a humorous exchange. The conversation revolves around the use of a shredder, which has been rigged to kill their new sadistic nut co-worker.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's Warning: The strip begins with Dilbert warning his coworkers not to use the shredder today, implying that it has been tampered with.
• Rigged Shredder: Dilbert reveals that he has rigged the shredder to kill their new sadistic nut co-worker, showcasing his mischievous and vengeful side.
• Co-worker's Reaction: The new co-worker is shocked and alarmed by the revelation, highlighting the chaos and unpredictability of the office environment.
• Marketing's Involvement: Dilbert mentions that he will switch shredders with marketing tomorrow, suggesting that he is taking steps to avoid detection and maintain his anonymity.
• Humor and Satire: The comic strip uses humor and satire to comment on office politics, workplace dynamics, and the absurdity of office life.

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