Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th January 1999

Dilbert//3552, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 5th January 1999

Tags

shredder rigged sadistic coowrker void the warranty marketing business

Official transcript

Alice, Dilbert and wally sit at lunch. Alice says, "Don't use the shredder today."

Alice says, "I rigged it to kill our new sadistic nut co-worker."

Dilbert says, "Whoa! Whoa!"

Dilbert says, "Doesn't that void the warranty?"

Alice says, "I'll switch shredders with marketing tomorrow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T USE THE SHREDDER TODAY.

I RIGGED IT TO KILL OUR NEW SADISTIC NUT COWORKER.

NHOA!

WHOA!

DOESN'T THAT VOID THE WARRANTY?

I'LL SWITCH SHREDDERS WITH MARKETING TOMORROW.

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