Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th January 1999

Dilbert//3553, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 6th January 1999

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celebrate service reps exceptional customer service emplyees extra pay smart employees someday

Official transcript

The boss says, to Dilbert and Wally, "From now on, we will celebrate our service reps who give exceptional customer service."

Dilbert says, "Question: Why would we celebrate employees who do extra work without getting extra pay?"

The boss says, "It will make them happy."

Dilbert says, "Can we celebrate the smart employees some day?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, WE WILL CELEBRATE OUR SERVICE REPS WHO GIVE EXCEPTIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICE.

QUESTION: WHY WOULD WE CELEBRATE EMPLOYEES WHO DO EXTRA WORK WITHOUT GETTING EXTRA PAY?

IT WILL MAKE THEM HAPPY.

CAN WE CELEBRATE THE SMART EMPLOYEES SOME DAY?

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