Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th January 1999

Dilbert//3558, first published 27 years ago on Monday 11th January 1999

Tags

wally report hair grow long ponytail artistic side collect coffee mugs meeting business

Official transcript

Wally, Dilbert and the boss sit in a meeting. Wally's hair shoots up on either side of his bald spot. Wally says, "In this week's "Wally Report, "

I've decided to let my hair grow long in the back."

Wally says, "Eventually, I'll put it in a ponytail to show I have an artistic side."

The boss says, "What's your artitstic side?"

Wally says, "I collect coffee mugs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN THIS WEEK'S "WALLY REPORT," I'VE DECIDED TO LET MY HAIR GROW LONG IN THE BACK.

EVENTUALLY, I'LL PUT IT IN A PONYTAIL TO SHOW I HAVE AN ARTISTIC SIDE.

WHAT'S YOUR ARTISTIC SIDE?

I COLLECT COFFEE MUGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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