Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th January 1999

Dilbert//3567, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 20th January 1999

Tags

sold internet business married pre nuptual agreement honey moon read prenup

Official transcript

Wally, still with his ponytail, walks up to Dilbert and Alice who eat lunch. Wally has a woman (bimbo) on his arm. Wally says, "I sold me internet business and married Roxie."

Wally says, "Don't worry about my money. Roxie insisted that we sign prenuptial agreements."

Wally says, "Now for our honeymoon."

Roxie says, "Whoa! That's not in our agreement."

Alice says, "He didn't read it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SOLD MY INTERNET BUSINESS AND MARRIED ROXIE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY MONEY. ROXIE INSISTED THAT WE SIGN PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS.

NOW FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

WHOA! THAT'S NOT IN OUR AGREEMENT.

HE DIDN'T READ IT.

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