Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st January 1999

Dilbert//3568, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 21st January 1999

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lost forturne trophy wife valuable lesson wrote down

Official transcript

Wally, without his ponytail, eats lunch with Alice and Dilbert. Wally says, "I lost my fortune and my trophy wife today. But I learned a valuable lesson."

Wally eats his bannana. Wally says, "I hope I wrote it down somewhere."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOST MY FORTUNE AND MY TROPHY WIFE TODAY. BUT I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON.

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH I HOPE I WROTE IT DOWN SOMEWHERE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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