Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th January 1999

Dilbert//3572, first published 27 years ago on Monday 25th January 1999

Tags

big binder clips untie neighbors homework light gasoline education

Official transcript

Dilbert stands at Carol's desk. Dilbert says, "....And one box of those big binder clips...."

Carol's phone rings. Carol screams into the phone, "Timmy, unite the neighbors and do your homework."

Dilbert says, "Maybe I'll come back later."

Carol says, "Do NOT light that gasoline!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... AND ONE BOX OF THOSE BIG BINDER CLIPS.

RING RING TIMMY, UNTIE THE NEIGHBORS AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK MAYBE I'LL COME BACK LATER.

DO NOT LIGHT THAT GASOLINE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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