Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th January 1999

Dilbert//3573, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 26th January 1999

Tags

carol on phone yell kids key to cabinet supply cabinet cheetah panda jungle office

Official transcript

Dilbert peers over his cubicle wall. Dilbert thinks, "As usual, Carol is on the phone yelling at her kids."

Wally also peers over his partition. Dilbert thinks, "I wait, like a cheetah, for a chance to ask her for the key to the supply cabinet."

Dilbert says, to Wally, "Are you waiting like a cheetah?"

Wally says, "I'm more of a panda."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS USUAL, CAROL IS ON THE PHONE YELLING AT HER KIDS.

I WAIT, LIKE A CHEETAH, FOR CHANCE TO ASK HER FOR THE KEY TO THE SUPPLY CABINET.

ARE YOU WAITING LIKE A I'M MORE OF A PANDA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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