Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th January 1999
Dilbert//3574, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 27th January 1999
Tags
most experiences die do nothing experience nothing immortality over rated rat coffee can
Official transcript
Ratbert says, to Bob the dinosaur, "Bob, have you ever noticed that the people with the most experience are the ones who die?"
Bob says, "No."
Ratbert says, "My plan is to spend the rest of my life in an old coffee can, experiencing nothing. Hence, immortality."
Dilber says, to Ratber who sits in a coffee can, "How was your first week of immortality?"
Ratbert says, "So far, it's overrated."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
BOB, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST EXPERIENCE ARE THE ONES WHO DIE?
MY PLAN IS TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN AN OLD COFFEE CAN, EXPERIENCING NOTHING. HENCE, IMMORTALITY.
HOW WAS YOUR FIRST WEEK OF IMMORTALITY?
SO FAR, IT'S OVERRATED.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Immortality Plan"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with a green dinosaur and a dog.
- Dilbert inquires about the dinosaur's experience with people who die, to which the dinosaur responds that the ones who die are the ones who experience.
- The dog interjects, asking how Dilbert's first week of immortality has been, prompting Dilbert to reveal that it has been overrated.
Key Points:
- The comic strip explores the concept of immortality and its perceived benefits.
- Dilbert's plan to spend the rest of his life in an old coffee can is met with skepticism by the dog.
- The strip pokes fun at the idea of immortality being overrated and the challenges that come with it.
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