Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th January 1999

Dilbert//3574, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 27th January 1999

Tags

most experiences die do nothing experience nothing immortality over rated rat coffee can

Official transcript

Ratbert says, to Bob the dinosaur, "Bob, have you ever noticed that the people with the most experience are the ones who die?"

Bob says, "No."

Ratbert says, "My plan is to spend the rest of my life in an old coffee can, experiencing nothing. Hence, immortality."

Dilber says, to Ratber who sits in a coffee can, "How was your first week of immortality?"

Ratbert says, "So far, it's overrated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST EXPERIENCE ARE THE ONES WHO DIE?

MY PLAN IS TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN AN OLD COFFEE CAN, EXPERIENCING NOTHING. HENCE, IMMORTALITY.

HOW WAS YOUR FIRST WEEK OF IMMORTALITY?

SO FAR, IT'S OVERRATED.

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