Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st February 1999

Dilbert//3579, first published 27 years ago on Monday 1st February 1999

Tags

reserve conference room laugh at request powerful secretaries laugh

Official transcript

Asok says, to Carol, "Carol, I'd like to reserve teh conferance room."

Carol says, "Ha ha ha ha! I laugh at your request without even explaining why."

Asok is in his cubicle. Asok thinks, "Someday I will be so powerful that secretaries will HAVE to explain why they laugh at me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I'D LIKE TO RESERVE THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

!

I LAUGH AT YOUR REQUEST WITHOUT EVEN EXPLAINING WHY.

SOMEDAY I WILL BE SO POWERFUL THAT SECRETARIES WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY LAUGH AT ME

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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