Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th February 1999

Dilbert//3583, first published 27 years ago on Friday 5th February 1999

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doctor dogbert herbal therapy eat lawn storm gutters hair grow back perscription

Official transcript

Caption: "Doctor Dogbert"

Dogbert wears a crown and stethoscope. A bald man in black socks and boxers sits on the examining table. Dogbert says, "I'm putting you on extreme herbal therapy."

Dogbert writes a prescription and says, "Come to my house once a week and eat my lawn down to one inch."

The man gets dressed. Dogbert says, "After six months, if your hair doesn't grow back, I have more herbs in my storm gutters."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOCTOR DOGBERT I'M PUTTING YOU ON AN EXTREME HERBAL THERAPY COME TO MY HOUSE ONCE A WEEK AND EAT MY LAWN DOWN TO ONE INCH.

AFTER SIX MONTHS, IF YOUR HAIR DOESN'T GROW BACK, I HAVE MORE HERBS IN MY STORM GUTTERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Doctor Dogbert" and was originally published in the newspaper.

Summary:

The comic strip features Doctor Dogbert, a self-proclaimed expert in herbal therapy, who is visited by a patient seeking help for his hair loss. The patient is skeptical of Doctor Dogbert's unconventional approach, which involves eating his lawn to stimulate hair growth. Despite the patient's reservations, Doctor Dogbert remains confident in his treatment plan. As the patient leaves, he is seen with a crown on his head, symbolizing the success of the treatment. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of alternative medicine and the sometimes absurd nature of medical treatments.

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