Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th February 1999

Dilbert//3583, first published 27 years ago on Friday 5th February 1999

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doctor dogbert herbal therapy eat lawn storm gutters hair grow back perscription

Official transcript

Caption: "Doctor Dogbert"

Dogbert wears a crown and stethoscope. A bald man in black socks and boxers sits on the examining table. Dogbert says, "I'm putting you on extreme herbal therapy."

Dogbert writes a prescription and says, "Come to my house once a week and eat my lawn down to one inch."

The man gets dressed. Dogbert says, "After six months, if your hair doesn't grow back, I have more herbs in my storm gutters."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOCTOR DOGBERT I'M PUTTING YOU ON AN EXTREME HERBAL THERAPY COME TO MY HOUSE ONCE A WEEK AND EAT MY LAWN DOWN TO ONE INCH.

AFTER SIX MONTHS, IF YOUR HAIR DOESN'T GROW BACK, I HAVE MORE HERBS IN MY STORM GUTTERS.

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