Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th February 1999

Dilbert//3584, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 6th February 1999

Tags

doctor dogbert marketimg elbow vote pulls pants down politics

Official transcript

Caption "Doctor Dogbert"

Dogbert wears a crown and stethoscope. A fully clothed man sits on the examination table. He says, "I hurt my elbow, doctor."

Dogbert says, "Let me see it."

The man pulls down his pants. Dogbert says, "I recommend a career in marketing. And it's not a good idea to vote."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOCTOR DOGBERT I HURT MY ELBOW, DOCTOR.

LET ME SEE IT.

I RECOMMEND A CAREER IN MARKETING.

AND IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO VOTE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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