Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th February 1999

Dilbert//3586, first published 27 years ago on Monday 8th February 1999

Tags

meeting moth attracted to meetings resist the urge beat myself senseless sense off purpose

Official transcript

Dilbert in his co-workers sit in the conference room. The meeting moth approaches and thinks, "The 'meeting moth' is attracted to all meetings."

Wally and Dilbert sit as the meeting moth enters the room. He says, "Excuse me. I can't resist the urge to beat myself senseless on your table."

Dilbert and Wally stand and watch as the meeting moth climbs on the table and begins to bang it's head and body on it. Wally says, "You have to envy his sense of purpose."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE "MEETING MOTH" IS ATTRACTED TO ALL MEETINGS.

EXCUSE ME. I CAN'T RESIST THE URGE TO BEAT MYSELF SENSELESS ON YOUR TABLE YOU HAVE TO ENVY HIS SENSE OF PURPOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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