Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th February 1999

Dilbert//3585, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 7th February 1999

Tags

mordac information services preventer computer pda catbird intervenes human rsources nework cable technology

Official transcript

Mordac bursts into Dilbert's cubicle. Mordac says, "I am Mordac. the preventor of information services!"

Mordac says, "I'll take your computer and your little PDA too!"

Dilbert hugs his monitor. Mordac says, "Do you recognize this?"

Mordac holds up a wire. Dilbert says, "Aaaagh! That's my network cable!"

Dilbert says, "What do you want from me?!"

Catbert leans over the cubicle wall. Catbert says, "Mordac, it is I catbert, the evil director of human resources!"

Catbert jumps down onto Mordac. Catbert says, "You made my personal printer a shared device!"

Dilbert watches a clothing flies. Dilbert is at home and says, to Dogbert, "Two wrongs made a right."

Dogbert says, "Welcome to my reality."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES!

I'LL TAKE YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR LITTLE P.D.A. TOO!

DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS ?

AAAGH!

THAT'S MY NETWORK CABLE!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ?!

MORDAC, IT IS I, CATBERT, THE EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES!

YOU MADE MY PERSONAL PRINTER A SHARED DEVICE!

GRRRR!!

AAAGH!!

TWO WRONGS MADE A RIGHT WELCOME TO MY REALITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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