Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th February 1999

Dilbert//3585, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 7th February 1999

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mordac information services preventer computer pda catbird intervenes human rsources nework cable technology

Official transcript

Mordac bursts into Dilbert's cubicle. Mordac says, "I am Mordac. the preventor of information services!"

Mordac says, "I'll take your computer and your little PDA too!"

Dilbert hugs his monitor. Mordac says, "Do you recognize this?"

Mordac holds up a wire. Dilbert says, "Aaaagh! That's my network cable!"

Dilbert says, "What do you want from me?!"

Catbert leans over the cubicle wall. Catbert says, "Mordac, it is I catbert, the evil director of human resources!"

Catbert jumps down onto Mordac. Catbert says, "You made my personal printer a shared device!"

Dilbert watches a clothing flies. Dilbert is at home and says, to Dogbert, "Two wrongs made a right."

Dogbert says, "Welcome to my reality."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES!

I'LL TAKE YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR LITTLE P.D.A. TOO!

DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS ?

AAAGH!

THAT'S MY NETWORK CABLE!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ?!

MORDAC, IT IS I, CATBERT, THE EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES!

YOU MADE MY PERSONAL PRINTER A SHARED DEVICE!

GRRRR!!

AAAGH!!

TWO WRONGS MADE A RIGHT WELCOME TO MY REALITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mordac, the Preventer of Information Services"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Mordac, the Preventer of Information Services, and his encounter with Catbert, the Evil Director of Human Resources. The story unfolds as follows:

• Mordac, determined to prevent information services, takes Dilbert's computer and PDA.
• Dilbert, unaware of Mordac's intentions, inquires about his network cable.
• Mordac, recognizing the cable, reveals that it belongs to him.
• Catbert, the Evil Director of Human Resources, appears and claims responsibility for creating Dilbert's personal printer, a shared device.
• Dilbert is shocked by this revelation and expresses his frustration.
• Two wrongs, made right, welcome Dilbert to his reality.

Key Takeaways:

• Mordac's actions as the Preventer of Information Services lead to chaos and confusion.
• Catbert's involvement adds an element of evil and mischief to the story.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office politics and the challenges of navigating bureaucracy.

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