Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th February 1999

Dilbert//3596, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 18th February 1999

Tags

unprofessional thirty minutes six minutes too professional death to those who eat

Official transcript

The boss, Wally, Dilbert and Alice are in a meeting. The Boss says, "Anyone who takes more than thirty minutes for lunch is unprofessional."

Wally says, "That's still too long! I say your unprofessional after six minutes!"

The boss says, "That's a little too professional, Wally."

Wally says, "Death to those who eat!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ANYONE WHO TAKES MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES FOR LUNCH IS UNPROFESSIONAL.

THAT'S STILL TOO LONG! I SAY YOU'RE UNPROFESSIONAL AFTER SIX MINUTES!

THAT'S A LITTLE TOO PROFESSION AL, WALLY.

DEATH TO THOSE WHO EAT!

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