Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th February 1999

Dilbert//3597, first published 27 years ago on Friday 19th February 1999

Tags

pierced belly button chance of kiss dry heaves

Official transcript

Dilbert walks with a woman down the sidewalk. The woman says, "Would you like to see my pierced bellybutton?"

Dilbert says, "Um..."

The wowan shows Dilbert. Dilbert says, "Aaah! Aaah! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

and looks like he's about to throw up. Dilbert shakes as he walks next to the woman who looks mad. Dilbert thinks, "I still have a chance of a kiss if I keep this to dry heaves."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY PIERCED BELLYBUTTON?

UM...

! !

OW! OW!

OW!

I STILL HAVE A CHANCE OF A KISS IF I KEEP THIS TO DRY HEAVES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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