Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd February 1999

Dilbert//3601, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 23rd February 1999

Tags

salary budget shouldn't have hired furniture budget credenza lamp operates as credenza

Official transcript

Allen (aka the sacrificial lamb) stands in the boss' office. The boss says, "Allen, I have to cut the salary budget. I probaly shouldn't have hired you yesterday."

The boss says, "Luckily, I have extra money in the furniture budget."

Allan rest on all fours with a lamp on his back. allan thinks, "As God is my witness, someday I will be a credenza."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALLEN, I HAVE TO CUT THE SALARY BUDGET. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE HIRED YOU YESTERDAY LUCKILY, I HAVE EXTRA MONEY IN THE FURNITURE BUDGET.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SOMEDAY I WILL BE CREDENZA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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