Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th February 1999

Dilbert//3602, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 24th February 1999

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catbert hr director boss treats furniture dangerous predent new position tried crounching

Official transcript

Caption: Catbert: H.R. Director"

Allan is in Catbert's office. He has a lapm strapped to his back. Allan says. "My boss treats me like furniture."

Catbert says, "I'd help you, but it might set a dangerous precedent."

Allan says, "I need a new position."

Catbert says, "Have you tried crouching?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: H.R. DIRECTOR MY BOSS TREATS ME LIKE FURNITURE!

I'D HELP YOU, BUT IT MIGHT SET A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT.

I NEED A NEW POSITION HAVE YOU TRIED CROUCHING?

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